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Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin’ sweet…
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Your Non-Futbol Semana de Odio Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May. NFL Notes: In what reads…
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Tales from the Meteor – “The Road” to Superb Owl LII
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Tomi Lahren’s Final Thoughts: Heroes of Unlikely Skin Colors
Well, I do have some final thoughts on the Week 15 NFL side. Somehow, even though the league initials stand for No Fans Left,…
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25 Questions About…
This Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record. FACK…
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No One’s 2017 “Chargers” Bye Week Update
There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in…
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The Evil Dean
EXTERIOR – RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS – EARLY DUSK [The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd…
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Why Not Zoidberg?!?: Detroit Lions Bye Week Update
RECORD: 3-3 PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2 So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems…
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The Tyranny of Meh: Buffalo Bills at the Bye
RECORD: 3-2 PROJECTED RECORD AT THIS POINT: 1-4 So I was all set for it, right? It would be just like a normal Bills…