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Tomi Lahren’s Final Thoughts: Heroes of Unlikely Skin Colors
Well, I do have some final thoughts on the Week 15 NFL side. Somehow, even though the league initials stand for No Fans Left,…
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25 Questions About…
This Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record. FACK…
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No One’s 2017 “Chargers” Bye Week Update
There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in…
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The Evil Dean
EXTERIOR – RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS – EARLY DUSK [The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd…
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Why Not Zoidberg?!?: Detroit Lions Bye Week Update
RECORD: 3-3 PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2 So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems…
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The Tyranny of Meh: Buffalo Bills at the Bye
RECORD: 3-2 PROJECTED RECORD AT THIS POINT: 1-4 So I was all set for it, right? It would be just like a normal Bills…
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On Kneeling, Standing, and other controversial positions
A few years ago, I went on a nice vacation to various countries in Southeast Asia. On that trip, I went to Hong Kong,…
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Your “Purple & Black Are In Your Genes, Now Find Out What Else Is” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Jaguars have signed Ryan Nassib as their 3rd string QB, because Blake Bortles & Chad Henne haven’t exactly looked like Montana…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread *with bonus rant
Potato chips are the goddamned workhorse of the salty snack category. No matter if you’re some frat dude hosting a poker game or a…