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Hey Rube: Your 2018 Buffalo Bills Season “Preview”
“So maybe there’s hope. Or maybe I’m going mad… In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest…
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No Ones Chargers 2018 Season Preview
INTERIOR – ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the…
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Your 2018 “I’ll Keep my Money, Bisciotti” Baltimore Ravens Preview
Twenty years ago I bought my PSL for the Ravens. After i wrote the check I had $100 in my bank account, but having…
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Like Pine Tar…But With NFL Rosters
INT. 666 FIFTH AVENUE — DAYTIME Two men sit side by side at a table in a small room. The older man confidently watches…
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Huzzah, Teh Bastard Man Is Gone!
Sorry for the late postings, I forgot. But glad tidings, my imaginary friends, for Fat Sam a/k/a Gravy Tits a/k/a That Hippo Head Fuck/Cunt…
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Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies
INT. FOX SPORTS STUDIOS — WESTWOOD, CA A producer mimes a countdown from five and, when reaching one, points a finger to the FS1…
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Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble]
Let’s blow that up a little. Because it deserves it. A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. …
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Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin’ sweet…
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Your Non-Futbol Semana de Odio Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May. NFL Notes: In what reads…
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Tales from the Meteor – “The Road” to Superb Owl LII
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…