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  • Jason Garrett Evaluates his Roster

    Jason Garrett Evaluates his Roster

    December 7, 2018

    Interior: Dallas Cowboys practice facility, Frisco Texas. Jason Garrett: “Hey Scott.” Scott Linehan: “Jason.” JG: “Gonna be a tough schedule from here on out.”…

  • Bob McNair goes to the Good Place

    Bob McNair goes to the Good Place

    November 26, 2018

    /Inside an empty waiting room with an instrumental version of Creed’s My Sacrifice being played in the background /Suddenly, a Door Flies Open. A…

  • Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

    Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

    November 15, 2018

    The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We’ll wins it again…

  • I Really Want To Hate On These Guys But Can’t – ‘Niners At The Bye

    I Really Want To Hate On These Guys But Can’t – ‘Niners At The Bye

    November 14, 2018

    The ‘Niners are not my team.  I am not a fan.  Far from it, actually. In fact, one might say I enjoy seeing them…

  • Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride

    Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride

    November 7, 2018

    EXTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY, COSTA MESA, CA – MIDDAY [CALEB STURGIS walks alone to his car following Monday’s walk-through. He seems a bit…

  • Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era

    Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era

    November 6, 2018

    INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The…

  • BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast

    BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast

    October 31, 2018

    ♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫ GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU: Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii,…

  • Red Sox win World Series; Maestro continues to be insufferable.

    October 29, 2018

    FACKIN’ STEVE PEAHCE AND DAVID PRICE! THIS IS OW-AH FACKIN’ YEAHH! NEVAH HAS THEAH BEEN SUCH A FACKIN’ INCREDIBLE TEAM. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[spits dip]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • It’s Stuck, So Time to Force It: 2018 Detroit Lions Bye Weekapalooza

    It’s Stuck, So Time to Force It: 2018 Detroit Lions Bye Weekapalooza

    October 10, 2018

    It’s a burden, being right all the time. I know, I know- I hear you virtually saying “But Mayhem, how could being right all the…

  • “Save Us, Jameis!” and Other Signs of Desperation: Tampa Bay at the Bye

    “Save Us, Jameis!” and Other Signs of Desperation: Tampa Bay at the Bye

    October 3, 2018

    So the Roadrunner’s a dick, right? Wile E. Coyote has some issues of his own, no argument.  The ancient Greeks wish they had come…

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