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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Not-So-Superb-Owl
Jared Goff is liquid shit. The Baby Buster moniker is now unfair to Mr. Bluth. But the hidden villain here is Andy Reid. How…
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Sunday Morning Wild Card Hippo Thoughts y Roundtable
Did y’all somewhat enjoy the “action” yesterday? Buckle up, they’s MOAR comin’ – like a 70s key party. We started with an imaginarium hosting…
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A Round Man’s Roundtable (Saturday Fixtures) – Also FA Cup/Lesser Footy Open Thread
I am in no way, shape, or form going to try to lay out the structure or matchups involved in the English FA Cup. …
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Jason Garrett Evaluates his Roster
Interior: Dallas Cowboys practice facility, Frisco Texas. Jason Garrett: “Hey Scott.” Scott Linehan: “Jason.” JG: “Gonna be a tough schedule from here on out.”…
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Bob McNair goes to the Good Place
/Inside an empty waiting room with an instrumental version of Creed’s My Sacrifice being played in the background /Suddenly, a Door Flies Open. A…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We’ll wins it again…
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I Really Want To Hate On These Guys But Can’t – ‘Niners At The Bye
The ‘Niners are not my team. I am not a fan. Far from it, actually. In fact, one might say I enjoy seeing them…
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Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride
EXTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY, COSTA MESA, CA – MIDDAY [CALEB STURGIS walks alone to his car following Monday’s walk-through. He seems a bit…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era
INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The…
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BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast
♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫ GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU: Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii,…