Bye Week Updates

Your “I Haven’t Watched Them Play a Single Snap” Washington [Redacted]s at the BYE

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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So far this season, I have watched about a total of one hour of live NFL football, split between two games: The first 30ish minutes of Bears @ Packers on TNF before the rain delay, and the last 30ish minutes of Saints and Dolphins in London. Not having a team

Donks at the 2017 Bye – Home Sweet Home

King Hippo -
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After 4 weeks, it's really too early to draw any firm conclusions.  That said, perhaps the Donks are just a hair better than I expected, capable of lurking around and perhaps sneaking just over .500 and into the last playoff spot. As usual, the story is in the defense.  Whilst Tubby

Chargers at the Bye: A [DFO] Roundtable

Old School Zero -
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OSZ: Hello from the DFO Chargers Posting Brigade—me, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrisesunrise, and blackroseMD1. Having just watched Floatception Rivers re-emerge during the Dolphins game and our secondary get burned by Ryan Tannehill... well, my optimism for the rest of the season is, shall we say, waning. My

Hastily Assembled Much-Needed Mid-Season Hiatus, or, New York Jets at the Bye

entropy -
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(This is a collaborative effort between entropy and Senor Weaselo. We blame any and all errors on theweebabySeamus) The interior of a network executive's office, location undetermined, as all the window shades are drawn. The NETWORK EXECUTIVE is staring expectantly at the man in the first guest chair, who is hunched

Denver at the 2016 Bye (No Ofence)

King Hippo -
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Like, literally. And Mile High Sanchize ain't comin' through that door, he's fat, dumb, and happy as the Future NFC Champion Dallas Cowboys' backup clipboard holder. The OL is, indeed, a fatal flaw. RT play has been the absolute bottom of the barrel, and LG not much better.

“When Not All Tires Catch Fire” – The Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob -
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First of all, let's kick this mother off right: The Falcons are 6-4 and on their bye this weekend. Let that sink in for a moment - the Falcons, a team that last year started 5-0 and then promptly decided that competency was for losers. The Falcons, whose one shining moment was

2016 Detroit Lions Bye Week Update

Cuntler -
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  The Detroit Lions, a team in the NFC North, are currently 5 - 4 and are in first place by virtue of a win last week over the suddenly super-shitty Vikings.  Because I am not a Lions fan and haven't watched any of their games this year, I did some research*

This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That's your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of the season so far, filled with hilarious swear words and celebrating the pleasure-pain that is the Buffalo Fan Experience. There would be some mention of the many injuries sustained (notably the