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Balls Magazine Volume 8
Given the feedback I received from you in Volume 7, I decided to go ahead and play 18 holes in order to establish a…
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Balls Magazine Volume 7
As you may remember from Volume 6, I tried the TopTracer setup at the Alhambra Golf Course and thoroughly enjoyed it. Unfortunately, I did…
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Balls Magazine Volume 6
As you may remember from Volume 5, I wanted to try the TopTracer setup at the Alhambra Golf Course. On a lazy Saturday, I…
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Balls Magazine Volume 5
It was supposed to rain all day but the atmospheric river must have run dry as it was nice and sunny around noon. Feeling…
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Balls Magazine Volume 4
On a whim, I decided to head to my local 9 Hole golf course to see if I could get on. It was a…
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Balls Magazine Volume 3
I was looking up tee times at one of my local courses for Thanksgiving Day when I found one for pretty cheap that included…
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My 900th Post
I can’t believe I’ve actually made it to 900! That’s something Houston cannot say. I’ve thought long and hard about what to put into…
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Balls Magazine Volume 2
It was 7 AM on a Sunday morning and I was headed to Palm Springs to play in a tournament. Tee time was at…
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Balls Magazine Volume 1
I was inspired by Brick’s image that he posted on Sexy Friday and which is now the banner picture for this post. Instead of…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…