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My 900th Post
I can’t believe I’ve actually made it to 900! That’s something Houston cannot say. I’ve thought long and hard about what to put into…
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Balls Magazine Volume 2
It was 7 AM on a Sunday morning and I was headed to Palm Springs to play in a tournament. Tee time was at…
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Balls Magazine Volume 1
I was inspired by Brick’s image that he posted on Sexy Friday and which is now the banner picture for this post. Instead of…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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The Dream of Colonial Revenge: MAR v. FRA Slave LaboUr Cup Semi
You know how it is. Some foreigners come to your backyard like they own the place and steamroll over everything: freedom, language, culture, livelihoods……
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Guttersnipe
I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a…
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Guttersnipe
Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be…
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2022 New Orleans Saints Team Preview
The Rattle of Metal Ghosts Everyone is dead, nothing left, smoke is all you see, the sound of laughter from little devils surrounds you.…
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Zombie TWBS Wednesday Motivational
Not on a Wednesday. Not written by TWBS. Now in POSTER FORM! So, a few days ago, I happened to comment that we had…