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The Dream of Colonial Revenge: MAR v. FRA Slave LaboUr Cup Semi
You know how it is. Some foreigners come to your backyard like they own the place and steamroll over everything: freedom, language, culture, livelihoods……
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Guttersnipe
I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a…
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Guttersnipe
Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be…
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2022 New Orleans Saints Team Preview
The Rattle of Metal Ghosts Everyone is dead, nothing left, smoke is all you see, the sound of laughter from little devils surrounds you.…
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Zombie TWBS Wednesday Motivational
Not on a Wednesday. Not written by TWBS. Now in POSTER FORM! So, a few days ago, I happened to comment that we had…
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Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.
Good evening, I hope your weekend has gone well in this hellscape that we’re currently living in. It has begun for me. The return…
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Why The Hell Did I Do This To Myself?!
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy again. That’s about the right reaction. After all, I did go out for cigarettes & didn’t come…
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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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JV Shempionship Day! and Other Lesser Matters
Yes, I will still half-assedly talk of teh futbol. But we have some mouthwatering title matches, with $7,000 in September Prop Bet Possibilities for…