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Saturday Evening Post: Hate Week Concludes.
Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers! Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for…
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Walk Unafraid: 2020 Hate Week Super Bowl Narrative Roundup and Open Thread
We’re rounding into the final straightaway before The Pepsi Hard Rock Casino Super Bowl LIV Presented by Odor-Eaters. It’s a tight one this year (somewhere…
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DFO Hate week continues: The Modern American “Muscle” Car.
Yeah, I’m gonna vent. Maybe borderline hate here. What the everloving fuckall is this fucking shit? This? VVVRRROOOOM! I am the fiercest vehicle in…
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Tuesday De-Motivational – Hate Can Be Healthy
As everyone knows, it’s DFO Hate Week this week. And while I’m sure many of you will disagree, I think you’ll at least get…
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“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual…
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Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview
/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body…
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Your Kill! Kill! Kill! How Lesser Footy caused World War III open thread
As much as we like to pretend sports is pure and innocent, we all know she has taken a few pokes from the tips…
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TWIFY: Qatar. Today’s Copa América team Preview
Wakezilla sitting in the back of a limo while his driver, a black male, has a stressed look on his face, is driving on…
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A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off
Here’s a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of “tradition” and “the…
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Your Saturday Evening “Why Do I Do This Every Year?” [DFO] Hate Week Open Thread
Site news: Please consider this a friendly reminder to any lurkers or casual observers of the site – if you want to participate in…