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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Pa-Rum-Pa-Rum-Pa, Mother F***ker
Oh my god, look at that dork. Jesus, no wonder people hate that song so much. If I hadn’t just spent my hard-earned American…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Obscure Archer Objects
I still watch Archer and I still enjoy the new episodes. Some (okay, many!) have said that the series has jumped the shark. Opinions…
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Request Line: Honorifics
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Outsourcing.
I’m just gonna come out and say it. I got lazy (also stupid busy) this week and I ended up Outsourcing the Cocktail of…
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Oh Boy. Late night Skyline Chili with litre & BC Dick
Good evening. Here’s the background to this tasting. You may be aware that in the past during the offseason I used to do an…
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BattleBots Beat: See Your Body Into the Moonlight
Welcome back to the Beat, where we time crunch the important stuff. Whoops. Anyway, the bubble is starting to take shape. Who’ll be in,…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 14: The 1975 Bricklin SV-1
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Spring Break Update
Well last week was fun. I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
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Balls Magazine Volume 13
As you may or may not have noticed, there was no Balls Magazine last week. The reason for that is that I haven’t had…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…