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Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of The Week: Room For Improvement
Happy Friday everyone. For this week we’re going a little old school. The Improved cocktail has been around since the 1870s when bartender Jerry…
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Your “You’re not in the mood? Well you GET in the mood” Thursday Night Open Thread
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – LATE AFTERNOON A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging around in their office. Scratch that – ONE sleazy…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 16: Cutting to the Core With Psychic Surgery
Good morning. I just read your charts from before; I understand the voices in your head this week are telling you that you’re in…
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It’s Alright Ma, I’m Only Glowing: Tuesday Open Thread
Kids, it’s all gone. Tucker Carlson is telling men to irradiate their testicles to be more manly. I’ve got nothing. I’ve quoted it before,…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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They Say It’s Tax Day – Monday Open Thread
Yes, it’s filing time in the USA, though not in Puerto Rico. Last week’s blackout made the PR deadline move to next Monday. That’s…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft
So I’m at Fenway for the Patriot’s Day game, no doubt losing feeling in my feet because the seats were designed for people of…
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Request Line: Submersion
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of The Week: Mobilize The Troops
Happy Friday before a long weekend (for me at least).Monday is Patriots day up here in Massachusetts, and I took it off since Mrs.…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 15: Porpoiseful Pregnancy Patronage
Good morning! I… Oh. I see. Yeah, I can get you some Plan B, but you really need to be more discreet about this…
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