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Sexy Friday Christmas Eve 2021 Edition
If you thought I was going to tone things down because today is the day chosen to celebrate the Baby Jesus, you clearly don’t…
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Your Festivus Airing of Grievances/Open Thread
Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s time for another Festivus celebration.
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Starr of Wonder
Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it…
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First Covid-delayed game Open Thread
Today there’s BONUS football! It’s the Cleveland Browns visiting the Las Vegas Raiders at the Al Davis Memorial Mausoleum! With Jim Harbaugh shitting the…
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25 Questions About….
One of the most messed-up commercials we’ve all seen for a while. Of course, it’s by one of the tech companies that are trying…
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Boris’s Week 15 DFS Writeup (I’ve Rewritten this Several Times!!!)
Hey all. I have made many adjustments to this article over the course of the week. Here is the latest version, which, DISCLAIMER, very…
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Sexy Friday Pre-Christmas 2021 Edition!
As far as the music, we are back to the puzzles! Let’s see if you can figure this one out. Today’s pictures have a…
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Meanwhile, Behind 7 Proxies…
INT. CYBER CAFE SOMEWHERE IN SOUTHEAST ASIA – NIGHT A shadowy figure sits behind a terminal, tapping absently at the keys. He perks up.…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Mister Heatmeiser
Happy mid December Friday everyone. Why the Heatmeiser title? This week we’re making a drink that involves a little bit of spice! Granted, when…
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BOTG: Canada Futbol Edition
Good day to you! Most of you are probably well aware that I am addicted to futbol.(HAIL GAMBLOR) My internet friendship with teh Hippo,…
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