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Sexy Friday – Late January 2022
It’s not just Late January. Balls has turned in his assignment late this week. I don’t really have an excuse since this is a…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Royal Treatment
Happy Friday once again everyone. This week’s cocktail selection is all about what is left in the bar. Unfortunately, I have not been able…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 3: Breakfast Cereal and the Anti-Onanism Lifestyle
Good morning. Dr. Chao is in. Thank you for your visit. I’ve just looked over your charts here, and I see that the reason…
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It’s Snowing in Hell
Maryland sucks for many reasons. First, there’s the decline of Baltimore into the world’s largest shooting gallery. The taxes are flat out murder. And…
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AFL Beat! 2022 AFLW Round 2
This week, there was havoc caused by COVID on the schedule, some frontrunners are appearing, and last year’s Wooden Spooner notched its first win…
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Boris’s Wildcard Weekend DFS Writeup
Welcome to Super Wildcard Weekend and you’re welcome Westwood One for the free advertising! Draftkings has a few different slates out for this weekend,…
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Sexy Friday – 2022 MLK Weekend
It’s a long weekend in the US again! WOOOOOO!! Not much to say today. Let’s get right to it. As far as the music,…
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Guest Lecture Series: How to Use Your Canine Companion as a Tax Shelter
Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the DFO Guest Lecture Series! Over the following weeks and months we’ll be welcoming some familiar faces from…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Long Weekend Getaways
Happy Friday, and what a needed (long) weekend it is. Mrs. Sharkbait and I decided to post up at FOB Cape Cod for the…
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Your “I Guess I Volunteered Myself” Thursday Evening Open Thread
2b.jpgServes me right for asking, now I get to do it. Here’s the news! -David Culley (Team Not Found) is fired after one season.…