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Your “Engage Tire Fire Protocol!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Jay Cutler has cleared concussion protocol, and will start Sunday versus Denver. The Broncos will counter with (spins wheel) Trevor Siemian. Devonta…
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25 Questions (Plus One)…
…About this… Sort of. This one is a little different than our normal 25 Questions format, so pay attention. While any and all you…
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Your “Card Subject To Change” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Pete Carroll confirmed what most of us already knew: Kam Chancellor is not returning in 2017. The neck injury is just too…
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TGISF…AKA “Now We’re Cooking” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So I guess many of us did some cooking yesterday. Or at least reaped the benefits of someone else doing it. Me myself? I…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 101)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the rec room, where it’s beginning to look a lot like Moosemas. Marc Trestmans Windowless…
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The Definitive Top Ten Monster Energy Drinks aka NASCAR season review
For those of you that are rednecks, Mexicans, or fellow racing aficionados, this will be old news. However, for those of you that look…
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Football is Family
INT. A COLORADO CABIN, THANKSGIVING DAY A family gathers around an ornate Thanksgiving feast. The matriarch sets the rolls on table and calls on her…
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Your “Is It Too Early To Make Room For Seconds?” Thanksgiving Eve Open Thread
As in life, a light menu this evening, in anticipation of the big feast tomorrow. NFL News: Josh Gordon was officially back at…
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Boots On The Ground: A Vacation Before The Camera Goes Up The Arse
So, on November 17th, I was supposed to undergo my second colonoscopy in two months. Because of a previous bout of kidney failure –…
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49ers Bye Week: So Uninspiring You Probably Didn’t Notice We Weren’t Playing
What the fuck do I even say? What even is there? It’s not as if our team has just been beleaguered by injuries (*hands…