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The 2017 Jacksonville Jaguars Team Preview: A franchise misunderestimated
————————————————————————– We begin with a simple quiz: How many of these players are still active on the jaguars roster? I’ll give you a…
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Chicago Bears 2017-2018 Preview
Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking…
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TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa – Get it? –…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 91)
The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there’s a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god’s…
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Your “Second Verse – Same As The First!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a harbinger of what this season might look like, Alex Smith’s agent is already talking about where he might end up…
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Your “Oh Look – It’s The Atlanta F*%$#-king Falcons” Season Preview
They know what they did. THEY KNOW! I hope Dan Quinn wakes up screaming every night at 3:28 AM, sweating in anguish over how…
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25 Questions… A Very Special Episode
“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the…
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Your “Maybe Everything Should Be On Tape-Delay” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal is scheduled for August 29th. And he may have something more credible than the “crazy bitch” defence first alluded…
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YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our…
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2017 Totally Non-Stabby (probably) Baltimore Ravens Preview
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either. – I had already begun mentally…