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2017 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview – Sort Of
I’m not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist. Who…
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Your “The Lesson Learned Is ‘Not To Care’” Monday Evening Open Thread
Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games. Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with…
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2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview
Or should that be “2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview”? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season…
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Your “People Tell Me That I’m Gonna Lose You” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, the first weekend of the pre-season ends tonight, with the Seahawks going down I-5 & then onto I-10 to visit some team called…
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Your “You’ve Worked Like Heck To Get The Week In Check” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I hope you got outside, and it was nice where you live. Rain is forecast for Vancouver tonight and into Sunday, and none of…
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“This Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Dallas Since 1963”-A Post-Suspension Conversation With A Rational Cowboys Fan
Typical Cowboys Fan: “What the fucking fuck just happened!?” Rational Cowboys Fan: “Our star running back has just been suspended for the first six…
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TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch. If you didn’t take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably. Foreshadowing? Yes. …
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 90)
The scene: The future! In the middle of the massive desert known to future people as The Wasteland (because I just thought of it…
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Your “Multiple Games = Multiple Disappointments” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The pre-season schedule begins in earnest tonight, with 7 games, “highlighted” by a game of musical QB chairs in Chicago between the…
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We aren’t in Le-High anymore.
Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in. The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic…