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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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TGISF… AKA “A Woman Is Like A Joint…She Won’t Run If You Lick Her Properly” Sexy Friday Open Thread
First, Some Business The lovely and talented YeahRight has once again put together the DFO Suicide League for you degenerates for the upcoming season. …
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BFC’s Fantasy Sleepers
THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! YAAAAAAAAAAY! And with it, fantasy football also starts in earnest. Our very own TrollSoHardUniversity has been tackling fantasy and…
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Request Line: Percussion
Good day to you! Due to time constraints, I wasn’t able to write up a sketch for today’s Request Line. That’s all right, that’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 92)
The scene: Outer space, where a magical chariot is hurtling through the open void. And just calling it a chariot is an understatement. This…
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Your “No Problems Here – What Are You Talking About?”
NFL News: Tony Romo will miss Friday’s Chiefs-Seahawks game because his son was born last night. Good for him. Little Jones McCoy Romo joins…
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No Ones 2017 – Texans Preview
There is a phenomenon you may have heard of called the Mandela Effect. This is the scariest thing you will find on the internet…
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Complacent Indifference: Packers 2017 Preview
Above: Your author, 5 p.m. Wednesday. Three hours after finding out he missed his deadline. There’s a good reason I’m late with this. A…
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Making Ezekiel: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
By far the most common question submitted this week was about where you should take Ezekiel Elliot in your upcoming drafts. The second most…
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Two Word Review: Chic Sandwich – Titans 2017 Preview
Last year the Titans finished 9-7, and have been generating buzz ever since. Since February, I’ve been reading that they’re expected to win the…