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Duchess Destroys Hurricane Harvey… Relief Efforts
Tragedies can bring this country together. It is when friends and strangers are in need the best of us shine through. Or that’s what…
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25 Questions About…
this I am speaking, of course, about the Bay Area. It’s that mass of land in the north of my beautiful state that is…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 93)
The scene: The secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically one of the hallways in said base, where Jerry and BFC are…
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Your “Tomorrow Might Not Be Here For You” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Slight hangover…no scratches or cuff marks…note from wife about snoring…VICTORY! NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal hearing has finally ended. Under the rules, the arbitrator…
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Your “Final Day of the Beer Selling Season” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Today is the last day of the regular season at The Nat, so forgive me if the preview is short. I’m excited because people…
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I Want Carruth! You Can’t Handle Carruth! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page).…
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Despite Worrying Preseason, Mike Zimmer ‘Cautiously Optimistic’ in Press Conference
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer did not conduct a press conference on Tuesday in which he attempted to sound a note of optimism…
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Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. …Sure. Let’s go with that. In actuality,…
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Your “If Monday Had A Face, I’d Punch It” Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Getting an early start to missing part of the season, Vontaze Burfict is facing a suspension for an illegal hit back in…
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“Packers Pounded By Aggressive Rams” and Other Possible Rams 2017 Outcomes
Welcome to the 2017 preview for the Los Angeles Rams. I’m sure you’ve been looking forward to this like Carroll Rosenbloom looked forward to…