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Your “FEED ME MORE!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Scotchy worked hard all weekend on the liveblogs – 2149 comments! – so I thought I’d give him a break and tie tonight’s matches…
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Your Saturday Evening Open Thread & Broadcast Coverage Discussion
The one good thing about the Patriots opening the season on Thursday is that there’s no Patriots game on Sunday. Oh sure, the…
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TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Don’t stare at that banner image up there too long. Because you can’t have her. But we’ll get to that. Last week, we paid…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 94)
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically the cafeteria, where Ballsofsteelandfury, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Moosemas Gorilla, BFC and…
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NFL Week 1 Bettors’ Guide
Ted Kaczynski: Gambling is the prime dehumanizer of the monetary system! I will NOT– Door Flies Open: SHHH! Let me do the intro. [clears…
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2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!
First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…
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The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write “concurring opinions” where they agree with the ultimate…
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Your “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Not to brag, but I think the high school team my program’s attached to just eliminated the Jets from playoff contention. NFL News: Hurricane…
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Your “I’ve Got No Mind To Worry” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, for most people it’s the middle day of the three-day Labour Day holiday weekend. Please look forward to the embarrassment Roger Goodell should…
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TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread
JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!! Hope you like that banner image. We’ll get back to that but…. – First, Some Business (again) Fantasy Football!!! I’m by…