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Your “Vegas Baby!” Monday Evening Open Thread
Banner image via don_t Like the Hall of Fame, this really should have happened while Ken Stabler was alive. Imagine the marketing! NFL News,…
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My Vasectomy Adventure – At Least they Give you Drugs
“Nurse, part of his vans popped out and it’s on the floor.” That’s an actual quote from an actual doctor who was actually cutting…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 6
Editor’s Note: I HIGHLY recommend that you take some sort of…substance… before reading this. It gets…weird. Other Editor’s Note: Way ahead of you. And…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 1, 2017
Have I mentioned that one of my favorite things about this league is that it constantly surprises you? This week, we congratulate the Adelaide…
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Commentists as role models?
Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down…
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TGISF…aka Your “Yeah, The Lollipop Helped a Little” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Soooooo…. More cryptic titles from your ol’ pal tWBS? You’re darned tootin’. I need to keep you folks on your toes, don’t I? This…
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Request Line: Literature
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN is talking into…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 74)
The scene: The meeting room of the DFO clubhouse. Unsurprised is tied to a chair while Future Clone Debbie Harry sits at the head…
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25 Questions About ….
Your mom. 1- Why is she so fat? 2- When she sits around the house, does she sit AROUND the house? Just kidding. We…
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Your “Wait – What Rules Are My Rules?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Troy Vincent is having a No Fun League day: He announced the Competition Committee will be looking into amending the personal foul…