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Your “What The Hell Are These?!” Afternoon Bowl Games Open Thread
Seriously, there’s too many of these. Anyone who watched last night’s Foster Farms Bowl saw a near-empty stadium and a meh football game. Actual…
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Better Know A Trump Appointee – Vincent Viola
The hits just keep on coming with Donald Trump. At this point, it looks like membership in only one organization qualifies you for consideration…
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Your “One More Week of Winter Vacation” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Future LA Rams coach Rex Ryan was fired by the Bills. Incoming coach Anthony Lynn said Tyrod Taylor will sit & EJ…
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15 quejas sur la Week 16
This was quite a week, wasn’t it? So, by my reckoning, the path to the Super Bowl is pretty much laid out in plushy…
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Your ‘Break Glass in Case of Emergency’ Because Scotchy Went A-Huntin’ Monday Night Open Thread.
Detroit (-7.5) at Dallas Dallas takes on Detroit in the House That Jerry Built With A Big Assist From Public Funds That Could Undoubtedly…
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Your “Oh My, Such Big D’s You Have There!” Xmas Night NFL Open Thread
Den/KC-The O’s of both these teams have a lot to answer for and Alex Smith is doing his best. Pressed on his unit’s failure…
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TGISF…aka “Merry Freaking Christmas” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, I’m very non-religious….but I love Christmas. How do I rationalize this disconnect? Usually, I don’t. But when I have to, it’s not difficult…
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2016 Quotables (Week 15 Results)
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Blaxabbath is pinned down in Caracas and can’t post Quotables this week! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: I’ll handle this! [pulls up pants,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 61)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the Moosemas party is in full swing. The music is loud, the Moosemas Brew is flowing freely, and…
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Missmember
The Internet is a wonderful weird place that has led me down many interesting rabbit holes. I just got out of one thanks to…