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Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)
The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…
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“Paying For Dinner & Drinks But No Kiss Goodnight” – A Walking Dead Recap
The warning on that gate seems like a motto for the season, doesn’t it? This week: Multiple characters! In multiple storylines! A 90-minute episode! Finally,…
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House of Pain, The Pilot: Senor’s wing hunt, Part 1
Good evening. I’m Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain, a sporadic foray into gastrointestinal discomfort that asks the question, “How much hot…
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TGISF…aka “LIVE FROM VEGAS!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, maybe “LIVE from Vegas” is an overstatement, as this is mostly being written while I’m still on normal standard time….errrrr eastern standard time. …
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CFL Beat: Season Wrap-Up
Well, it finally happened. Forty years in the making, back in the same old stomping grounds as the last one. Both games with incredibly…
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Weekend Baking With Shogun: Eat Your Feelings
I think it’s safe to say 2016 has been one epic whadafuq no matter who you are or your views toward life in general.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 58)
The scene: The Shop Till U Drop superstore, where the motto is,“It’s cheaper to deal than steal!” The front of the store is in…
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Titans Are 6-6: Are Aliens Involved?
Since the birth of civilization in Greece, the power of intellect has defined human endeavors. But equity is a universal force; thus, extraterrestrials gave…
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The Tragic Descent into Holiday Hell
Why am I writing about my unbridled hate for the holidays? Because those stupid ass fucks in charge of advertising have begun the assault…
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Your “Welp, It’s All Noise At This Point” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: There now appears to be an actual funding plan for building the Raiders a stadium in Oakland: The players: $600 million in…