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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)
Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell. Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)
Author’s Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight. The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight.…
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TGISF…aka “I Couldn’t Think of a Good Theme This Week, So…..Keira Knightley and ASS HERPES” Sexy Friday Open Thread
**Disclaimer….I am not saying Keira Knightley has ASS HERPES. As far as I know, she most definitely does not….(please do not sue DTZM) But…
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Quotables Week 13 – Results
You know, I don’t think anyone could be prouder of their class than me. You all outdid yourselves. Give yourselves slaps on the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 59)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Zymm has a pair of super hi-tech surgical magnifying glasses on, and is carefully working…
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Prelude to a Drive with Derek Carr
EXT. NEW JERSEY – NIGHT. A portly gentleman in pleated khakis pulled up a bit too high steps out of the front door of…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to…
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REDACTEDS On the Road
Scene: Exterior, late morning on a crisp, unseasonably warm December day in DC. An exciting weekend of football has been completed, as long…
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Your “I Don’t Feel Pity – You Chose to Go” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Statement applies to both Jets fans and [DFO-CON] attendees. One group has better decision-making skills. NFL News: They arrested the shooter of Joe McKnight,…
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Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…