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Your “You Don’t Know How It Feels” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
First off, a belated hat’s off to The Maestro and his Redblacks for their victory in last Sunday’s Grey Cup, a victory 40 years…
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TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Thanksgiving Feast” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I know. I’m fully aware that by the time you read this, Thanksgiving will have been over for a good 24 hours…more or…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Grey Cup
This week is a very special edition of the CFL Beat, as I give a Boots On The Ground report of being in attendance…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 57)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where the DFOers are gathered for Thanksgiving. Beerguyrob is working the bar and chatting with King Hippo,…
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Aussetzung der Ungläubigkeit
October 17, 2016 – INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley: Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as…
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Your “Try Not To Kill ALL Of Your Family” Thanksgiving-Eve Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: No doubt in response to DFO’s expert analysis, Packers president Mark Murphy said Wednesday he’s not firing anybody. His answer takes a…
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Season In the Abyss: The Last Packer Capers of Captain BlueBunny
“Hey Shogun Marcus, what’s with the Captain BlueBunny?” First of all, who are you, who sent you, and how do you know my name?…
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Balls’ Day Out: The Grand Tour taping
I made reference to this a while back, but, now that the show has aired, I can finally provide a behind-the-scenes look at what…
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Your “Just How Close is the Coming Bandwagon-pocalypse?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Brock Ostweiler, quarterback for something called the “Texans”, has a complaint about the number of laser pointers that were shone his direction…
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2016 Quotables (Week 11 – Submissions)
INT. TUESDAY MATINEE MOVIE THEATER A handful of viewers are individually peppered about the seats in the dark theater as previews for a Star Wars film, a romantic comedy…