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DFO, Money comes in – Week 4
We were all stupid and bet on the Raiders to win as a favorite and we essentially got what we deserved. To be fair,…
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State of the Jets
Since the Jets are on their bye, it’s time for an update on the State of the 2015 New York Jets season. In short,…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 4
No changes in the Elimination Challenge this week as all five remaining entries stayed alive. Here are this week’s updates: Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Four
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four ‘Who are you, Mr. Balls and why are you in here?’ The girl was calm. She…
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NFL Broadcasts, Week 5
Week Five of the season is upon us. Behold the 506 maps. Subject to change as always, but I will post the updated one…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Three
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three The limousine carried them away from McCarran, past the Double Down, and into a secret side entrance to…
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MMQB Mad Libs : ONLY IN NY!!
PK Mad Libs! ADJ: Noun: Verb (Past Tense): Noun (Plural): Noun: Noun (Plural): Verb: Verb: Animal: Noun: Noun: City: Noun: Superlative Adjective: Adjective :…
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Because Rioting is a Summer Event
I wasn’t on the open thread Thursday night – because I’m a Ravens fan. Instead, I was busy drinking cheap beer and whacking myself…
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Get Out Alive: Your Girlfriend’s Friend’s Boyfriend (When the Friend is a Guy…Not That There is Anything Wrong With That)
My girlfriend is a nurse so she’s got a nice cadre of gay male nurse friends (nttiawwt), some of which are very….high energy. Nice…
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Phase Two-Your Early Afternoon Game Thread
“Having relieved itself, the American Football Fan then proceeds to its kitchen. Despite having gorged itself the previous evening on the wings and legs…
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