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The Rams Bye Week Update
Hey there, fellow Rams fans! Well, fuck you guys. I’m only here until they move, so I can just openly root for my fantasy…
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NFL Broadcast Maps, Week 6
Week Six is upon us. Here are the broadcast maps for Sunday: Week 6, Broadcast Maps Cowboys, Raiders, Rams, and Bucs have Byes this…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Six
PART ONE – HAPPENSTANCE PART TWO – COINCIDENCE Chapter Six ‘Good morning, Alfred. All set?’ ‘Yes, sir, Mr. Balls. Got your club in tiptop…
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NFL Quarterly Report, Whose Season is Finished (Part Two)
Here are the NFC evaluations. Again, only focusing on teams below .500 right now. NFC NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys Record 2-3, Points Scored: 101;…
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NFL Quarterly Progress Report, Whose Season is Finished
We are five weeks into the NFL season and every team has played at least four games. While we have a good idea who…
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Sunday Morning Appetizers
Morning all. Week Five is here. College football Saturday featured a couple of upsets. Texas and Tennessee won. Utah went to the wire with…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Five
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five It was a week later. Balls stood at the open window of the 22nd…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…
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And Now A Message from Draft Kings
As the three co-founders of DraftKings, we want to speak to you directly about what has been going on. Nothing says we want to…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 7)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is on her cell phone, and has several laptop computers open as well as several large books…