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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Get The F*ck Out
Two more of these to go. I had a topic in mind all day, but didn’t get around to it until after midnight best…
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Request Line: Exclamations!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. The collection…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Popping Bubbly
Oh hi there. Apologies for the one week absence of your weekly guide to drinking. I was indisposed last week since Sharkbait 2.0 decided…
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No Exit: Your 2023 New England Patriots Season Preview
SCENE: A locker room in retro Foxboro Stadium style. A massive, oversized, but dinged up Lombardi Trophy stands alone in a dusty display case.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview
“The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them.” -Jon Bois It’s one of the great ironies that the team…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.
Alright folks, I’m going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I’ve had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my…
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The 2023 Los Angeles Rams, Or the Aftermath of F Them Picks
As many of you know, I am not a fan of the Los Angeles Rams. As a franchise that left my city, burning bridges…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Highbrow This Shit
God, this offseason just will not end. I cannot wait for Hippo Thoughts to move in here every Monday through the off-season, and not…