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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 7)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is on her cell phone, and has several laptop computers open as well as several large books…
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Thoughts On The Rams Potential Move Back To Los Angeles
St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke has submitted a stadium plan for a brand new $2 billion facility in Inglewood, California. The idea would…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 6)
From the journal of PK: Gosh, what an exciting time it’s been since I joined Door Flies Open! It seems like only yesterday that…
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House MD DFW
[Interior- Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Scene opens on DOCTOR HOUSE sitting in his oddly-stylish and expensively furnished office, playing with his giant tennis ball…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 5)
Scene: Outside of Le Muffin de Crosse, a French bakery in the downtown area. OSZ and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are just stepping outside,…
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The Bastard Review, Episode Three “Effigy/Ddelw”
(It’s Episode Three because the two-hour pilot is listed as two episodes, “Pilot Parts 1&2”). I said last week’s episode was overstuffed, and that…
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Tony Romo Sings The Hits Of Cat Stevens
Hey, Cowboys fans! Depressed because yet another season has gone down in flames thanks to your brittle quarterback? Wondering what to do with your Sundays…
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The Bastard Review
The two-hour pilot to Kurt Sutter’s new FX series The Bastard Executioner is, among other things, a prime example of the difficulty inherent in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 4)
Scene: An interrogation room in the City’s Police Department. A member of the DFO sits in a chair as the department’s Hard-boiled Detective grills…
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Football Talk From A Stand Up Comedian
Emcee: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the Laff Hole! You guys ready to have some fun? You look like a great crowd! Except this…