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  • Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)

    Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)

    September 11, 2015

    Scene: The Platinum International Gym.  Horatio Cornblower sits out front in a Lotus position, meditating, a bandage on his wrist.  Like others who are…

  • Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 2)

    Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 2)

    September 4, 2015

    Scene: The DFO clubhouse, where anxious prospect PK, notepad in hand, is asking DFO member Covalent Blonde what this patch means: Covalent Blonde slaps…

  • Your Last Damn Pre-season Game Open Thread

    Your Last Damn Pre-season Game Open Thread

    September 3, 2015

    Think of this evening, the one where the 4th running back on your team tries to beat off the fifth fella, as the scorched…

  • Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3

    Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3

    September 3, 2015

    I apologize for the tardiness. I forgot to plug-in my phone and overslept. First Circle (Limbo) – Randall Cobb’s shoulder – As a Bears…

  • DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

    August 29, 2015

    It looks like we’re getting the hang of this thing!  Kudos to Moose and the gang for some brilliant stuff last night.  Today, we…

  • Hard Ride to Nowhere  (Chapter 1)

    Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 1)

    August 28, 2015

    Scene:  F.B.I. Headquarters.  Inside several agents are meeting with local law enforcement about a new gang taking the country by storm. FBI Director:  So,…

  • Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League – Part II

    Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League – Part II

    August 27, 2015

    New Coach Orientation Welcome coaches grab a few beers and we will get down to business. Any questions, before we get into this? No.…

  • Request Line: Closernerdness with Peter King

    Request Line: Closernerdness with Peter King

    August 21, 2015

    Editors’ Note:  This week, we asked noted Coldplay, U2, and Bruce Springsteen enthusiast Peter King to help us introduce the request line by selecting songs he would…

  • THIS WEEK IN F**K YOU: THE FAT JEWISH

    August 16, 2015

      In case you’re wondering, this is how you properly attribute something funny you find on the internet. Thanks for the funny picture Starcasm…

  • Slutty Saturday – Jiggle TV edition

    August 15, 2015

    I know a bunch of us are old farts and remember fondly the days when television programs featured scantily clad women showing cleavage plus…

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