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  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 13)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 13)

    November 20, 2015

    The scene: 30,000 B.C., around dinner time. The DFOers who are lost in this era are yet again in the midst of trouble as…

  • Best 13th teh Friday Treat Ever

    Best 13th teh Friday Treat Ever

    November 13, 2015

    Holy fucking shit, people. I knew this was coming at some point this fall/winter, but TODAY IS THE DAY. The second coming (of sorts)…

  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 12)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 12)

    November 13, 2015

    The scene: Doktor Zymm’s secret lab inside the DFO clubhouse, where a large naked man has suddenly appeared. DTZM: What the heck…? The large…

  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 11)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 11)

    November 6, 2015

    The scene: 30,000 years BC, more or less. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is curled up on the floor of the hut, clutching his bag…

  • I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE

    I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE

    October 31, 2015

    “I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…

  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 10)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 10)

    October 30, 2015

    The scene: Halloween night, one year ago. Otto Man, dressed up as Spider-Man, is walking down the street. Otto Man (singing): Otto Man, Otto…

  • Commentist Party Community Discussion – Fargo and The Leftovers, Seasons 2

    Commentist Party Community Discussion – Fargo and The Leftovers, Seasons 2

    October 27, 2015

    Sadly, due to a combination of my own laziness and the demanding mistress that is football heroin addiction…I don’t have the time/energy to produce…

  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 9)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 9)

    October 23, 2015

    The scene: Outside of the DFO clubhouse. All is quiet out front, aside from the pitiful voice of Ballsofsteelandfury. Ballsofsteelandfury: Guys…hey, is there anyone…

  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 8)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 8)

    October 16, 2015

    The scene: 30,000 BC, some time after noon. The DFOers have been brought back to the savages’ camp, and are being held under guard…

  • All Movie Baseball Team

    October 14, 2015

    Hey guys, it’s time for something stupid.  Inspired by an email chain from today, here’s my team of fictional film baseball players.  My rule…

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