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Your “Happy President’s Family Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Everyone in North America has a holiday today except British Columbia and whoever drew the short-straw in the Wal-mart employee break room. My condolences to…
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[DFOnline] ZOMG MOAR POKEYMANZ…
…but do we still care? So apart from me being facetious, the long-awaited Gen II Pokemon are finally out, which took them long enough.…
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An “AAAAARGH!!1!1!1” Rant About Canadian Broadcasting Rules
So, for those of you who pay attention, I’m a Canadian. You can’t deport me, because I’m safely ensconced north of the border. But…
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A Lazily Updated Canadian Flag Day Post
[In attempt to meet my quota from the #content mines, and in respect of Canada’s 150th birthday this coming July 1, I am republishing my…
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Have Your Say: The 2nd Annual DFO Commentist Survey
We’re back, folks! This is the 2nd annual Commentist survey – once again, we’re hoping to collect some info on all of you, our…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week Extra Day” Monday Evening and also Tuesday Morning Open Thread
2017 Fade in: Int. Buffalo Wild Wings, Wichita, KS, 9:30 pm. Patrons stare at the screen, in disbelief or joy at what they had just…
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And now, a message from King Roger I
♫ set to the music of “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport’s not a price that…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I was tempted to just type, “I HATE THE FUCKING PATRIOTS! forty times to just get to 200 words. But I forced myself to…
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Your “The Things We Used To Do” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Take it as you will, but the League reports concussions were down from 2015. According to ESPN, there were 244 reported concussions…
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Your “A Different Sheepskin On The Menu” Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: Getting in the way of a Romo trade is the fact that he counts for $19.6 million of Cowboys salary-cap space in 2017.…