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![[DFOnline] Overwatch](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overwwatch1.jpg)
[DFOnline] Overwatch
I’m not even going to put effort into thinking up a clever title for this post because I am so fucking HYPED for this game.…
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Let ‘Em Play! (91% of the time)
Earlier this year, the NFL set a record for most accepted penalties through week 3. There has been speculation that this increase in penalties…
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The Texan Football Experiment
In 2013, researchers at the University of Houston exposed five people to an entire season of some of the worst football of all time.…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
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All Movie Baseball Team
Hey guys, it’s time for something stupid. Inspired by an email chain from today, here’s my team of fictional film baseball players. My rule…
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![[DFOnline] Aaron Hernandez Simulator](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/PrisonArch1.jpg)
[DFOnline] Aaron Hernandez Simulator
The haggard prison warden raised his head as the guard approached his desk. “Sir? We managed to find this outside the perimeter fence. It seems…
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![[DFOnline] Hexy Saturday](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-24_00001.jpg)
[DFOnline] Hexy Saturday
Following Sexy Friday, I hereby dub today Hexy Saturday. I know we’ve got some puzzle enthusiasts here at DFO, so this brain buster is…
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![[DFOnline] Brains Fly Open](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dead-island-wallpaper-10.jpg)
[DFOnline] Brains Fly Open
I didn’t have a chance to check out Dead Island when it originally came out, but it’s got a sale and free weekend going on…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 1
As I promised in the initial post announcing our prediction contests, here is your weekly update: Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize in cash or donation…
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DFOutstanding Commentists – 9/5/15 through 9/12/15
Even though we are blazing our own path here in the wild badlands of the Internet, there are some traditions that are worthy of…