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[DFOnline] Insert Disc Joke Here
We’re Mike Wallace & Gromit, and welcome to DFOnline! Gromit doesn’t talk much, so I will be your host for this weekly video game…
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DFO, Money comes in
As I had mentioned earlier, it is high time that we all received some highly dubious but yet highly profitable (MAYBE!) gambling advice from…
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The Sketch of Tomlin Braday
What you are about to read is the story of one handsome, innocent young man’s moral corruption, and eventual downfall. We begin our tale…
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Game of Drones
With NFL teams already exploring the use of drones in training camps, it’s only a matter of time until the technology is accepted as…
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e-Door Flies Open
eSports are a thing, and today is their Super Bowl. For those not in the know, eSports (electronic sports) is the term used to…
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NFL and Microsoft Get Hot and Heavy
Three years back Microsoft and the NFL inked a 400 Million dollar, 5-year deal for the NFL’s interactive TV rights. While this agreement helped get…
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Duchess’ Arbitrary Debate Awards
If you made it through the debate without, as 5Chan would say, “An heroing”. Congrats! Now for some made up rewards. Best Impression of…
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It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy II – Are the Boston Globe Emails Real?
I know I am beating a dead horse here, but there are some serious flaws in the email chain the Boston Globe has been…
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Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced
/Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes “R U E“ I CAN’T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!!…
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Book Clusters
Scene: Me reading a book, sitting on an overstuffed leather chair near an electric fireplace. Oh my! I didn’t hear you come in. How are…