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Celebrating Afrikan-American Monday with the Bloodeyes Gang!
Tonight, we crown a JV NFL shempion. Neither side is even evil, which makes for a nice change of paces. All in on the…
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FA Cup Saturday! Open(ish) Thread
Life without FITBAW is just terrible, that’s why Damar Hamlin asked about the score before his goddamned breathing tube came out. But we get Chefs/Raiders…
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Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post
Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It’s that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN…
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NYE 2022 Sportsball Early Thread
Do we gots some Lesser Footy and JV NFL? By gum we sure does! Very Disappointing Everton desperately need United to open a can of…
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Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal
In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to…
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Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1
Before we get started, I feel we need an appropriate intro: This post came about because this YouTube video popped up on my feed:…
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Wrapping Up the JV Playoff Field – Nighty-Night Thread
Have you enjoyed the bread and circuses of JV NFL 2022? I sure have. My own team was mediocre and schizo, but I am…
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Early Morning Slave LaboUr and JV NFL Regular Season Finale Thread
Good morning, one and all. Stuff yourselves full of the footed ball offerings, because it’s gonna start tapering off. I am not paying enough…
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Bills Mafia/F-ck LioUns Game Thread
Hello, I am your substiture teacher, preacher, anything you haaaadddd in mind. I am only #FirstPill in, on this blessed Native American Slaughter Day. …
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Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview
If you’re of a certain vintage, there’s a good chance you saw THIS goal when you were a kid and became a fan of Cameroon. As…