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Hippo Still Hates All The Things (Night Edition)
Washington State (+13) at Southern Cal (7:30, Fox) We might have to call them Troi Boiz-2-Men if they navigate this fixture. Then again, I’d…
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Hippo Hates All The Things – 8 Oct Open Thread
Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void. But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game. Because…
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October Under teh Lights! (Late JV NFL Thread)
Fuck a duck, do I ever love October. Perfect weather, though November is in contention. Especially once the bugs all fucking die. But this…
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The Greatest of HippoShame (and Early Footy Thread)
I don’t know how to soften the blow, so I will just rip the bandages off. With great sadness and mental anguish, Hippo is…
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JV NFL Stands Alone (Early Sabado Open Thread)
Despite the calendar disruptions for the Slave LaboUr World Cup, Lesser Footy still works in a stupid window for international friendlies. BLECH. Hope y’all…
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Thursday Night Paulin’ Thread
There is also the kissing of titties, but the headlines gots to stay PG. Yes, I am filling in for Spirit Animal Scotchnaut, who…
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September Stress JV Night Thread
I am quite happy for the Wolven Sort HippoSpawn, getting a fun September night game on the home schedule. But I will be too…
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Partially Lesser and Fully (Early) JV Thread
Well, the stupid Queen is still fucking ded. I still don’t care, apart from this weekend’s schedule being at least less fucked up (though…
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Merry 9/11 Eve! JV NFL Night Thread
This week, it’s worth doing: Kentucky (+5.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) This game is always fun, this line is an overreaction to Week 1. …
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“European Hangover?” EPL and Early JV Thread
The Qatar Slave LaboUr Cup has messed with footy’s schedule, and we got Shempions action in the first week of September (and before any…