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Question Time Saturday (Early Open Thread)
Don’t worry about Hippo’s Lesser burnout, Litre_Cola has questions for the class. TAKE IT AWAY, eh? Howdy! I have a few Q’s for the…
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Nighttime Ides of October 2022
Apologies for all the fixtures sucking hind teat – I ain’t make the schedule. LSU (+2.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) I mean, I’ll WATCH…but…
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Ides of October, 2022 Early Thread
Wakey, wakey, chucklefucks. I am reasonably burned out on Lesser Footy, but I did want to pat myself on the back (and fuck up…
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Hippo Still Hates All The Things (Night Edition)
Washington State (+13) at Southern Cal (7:30, Fox) We might have to call them Troi Boiz-2-Men if they navigate this fixture. Then again, I’d…
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Hippo Hates All The Things – 8 Oct Open Thread
Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void. But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game. Because…
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October Under teh Lights! (Late JV NFL Thread)
Fuck a duck, do I ever love October. Perfect weather, though November is in contention. Especially once the bugs all fucking die. But this…
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The Greatest of HippoShame (and Early Footy Thread)
I don’t know how to soften the blow, so I will just rip the bandages off. With great sadness and mental anguish, Hippo is…
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JV NFL Stands Alone (Early Sabado Open Thread)
Despite the calendar disruptions for the Slave LaboUr World Cup, Lesser Footy still works in a stupid window for international friendlies. BLECH. Hope y’all…
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Thursday Night Paulin’ Thread
There is also the kissing of titties, but the headlines gots to stay PG. Yes, I am filling in for Spirit Animal Scotchnaut, who…
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September Stress JV Night Thread
I am quite happy for the Wolven Sort HippoSpawn, getting a fun September night game on the home schedule. But I will be too…