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Partially Lesser and Fully (Early) JV Thread
Well, the stupid Queen is still fucking ded. I still don’t care, apart from this weekend’s schedule being at least less fucked up (though…
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Merry 9/11 Eve! JV NFL Night Thread
This week, it’s worth doing: Kentucky (+5.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) This game is always fun, this line is an overreaction to Week 1. …
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“European Hangover?” EPL and Early JV Thread
The Qatar Slave LaboUr Cup has messed with footy’s schedule, and we got Shempions action in the first week of September (and before any…
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JV Saturday Thread de la Noche
Everyone holding up on the sensory overload so far? GOOD, for they’s is plenty MOAR…. Team Secular Big Love (-3) at Florida (7:00, ESPN)…
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JV Saturday Thread teh Firstest
There’s a fuckton of action (AND narrative!!) later tonight, so that will get its own thread. But don’t neglect the hors d’oeveres! NC State…
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Shempions Preview – Los Stages de los Gropa! Saturday Morning Footy Thread
Boy howdy, is the futbol schedule ever crowded. But the show must go on, so those Qatari slave workers won’t have died in vain!…
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Footy From A to Zed – and JV is Saved By Zero
I’ve told y’all before, but I’ve never been more certain – Very Disappointing Everton will be Very Championship Everton in 2023-24. Neal Goddamned Maupay. Jesus wept,…
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Will They Or Won’t They? Substitute Teacher TNF Scrimmage Thread
One entertaining facet of our new 3-game scrimmage schedule – some teams treat this as a dress rehearsal (nods in Grumblelord), while others could…
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Prem Heating Up – Saturday Open Thread
Even beyond the deliciousness of Men Untied and the Redshite entering their Up Own Rectums Derby having secured a total of 2 points from a…
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Cracker Island Celebration! Lesser Footy Week teh Second
Man, I have been enjoying the fuck out of this new Gorillaz jam on SiriusXMU (and not just because of the hilarious title): Back…