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Hippo’s Thursday Waking Nightmare (Part el Fin)

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…

I don’t really pay much attention to iced footy, but even I am aware there are thre Games Seven tonight. I am certain everyone…

No Prem matches today. Fookin’ seriously – NONE. There is a Cup final at Wembley, but I ain’t got no time for that. You…

As a believer (at least 9 days out of 10), this article – while 100% unsurprising – hurts me to the core. But Jesus…

As it turns out, Villa manager (and ex-Redshite “legend”) Steven Gerrard didn’t let Team White Lives Matter win, just to fuck over my Toffees. …

I am writing this on Thursday, 5 May – since I will be away from my ‘puter almost all of Friday. Thank fuck Everton…

I can’t bring myself to care about the minutae of Denver’s 5th and 6th round stuff. They ain’t draft the puinnter out of JV…

Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in my birth country of México for a well-earned vacation so I’ll be covering…

I apologize in advance for tomorrow. I will go missing all day, and there will be no Derby of Ultimate Despair live blog. Because I…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…