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June – The Plate Full of Poo (Morning Thread)

I should be grateful we only had two absolute hellfire hot days this week. It’s The South, things will only get worse. But fuck…

No, this won’t be a regular feature. I am too scatterbrained to commit to finishing anything. But as a young Hippo, through various political…

Will the thread title summon Wakezilla?? And no, I don’t mean today’s Massive-Cuntoff. I won’t be watching that, though I must wish Don Carlo well…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…

I don’t really pay much attention to iced footy, but even I am aware there are thre Games Seven tonight. I am certain everyone…

No Prem matches today. Fookin’ seriously – NONE. There is a Cup final at Wembley, but I ain’t got no time for that. You…

As a believer (at least 9 days out of 10), this article – while 100% unsurprising – hurts me to the core. But Jesus…

As it turns out, Villa manager (and ex-Redshite “legend”) Steven Gerrard didn’t let Team White Lives Matter win, just to fuck over my Toffees. …

I am writing this on Thursday, 5 May – since I will be away from my ‘puter almost all of Friday. Thank fuck Everton…

I can’t bring myself to care about the minutae of Denver’s 5th and 6th round stuff. They ain’t draft the puinnter out of JV…