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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Octavos de Final Thread Numero Uno
Thanks so much to TUDN for teaching me that descriptor for the Round of Sixteen. Because it’s not goddamned SWEET with Duke and especially U*NC…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals Week One and AFL Round 1!
This week, the AFLW Finals started! Sort of. Apparently, COVID went through the Collingwood team and their game against Brisbane was postponed. As of…
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Saturday Night and Hoopsball Grows Tiresome
I will not invite you to touch my monkey, though. Here are your late fixtures: 12MW Richmond (+3.5) v. 4MW Providence (6:10, TNT) Friar…
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Saturday Early Lesser Footy y Hoopsball
There is only one Prem fixture this morning, Arsenal/Villa (8:30, USA). The King’s Afrikan Water Pistols are playfully spraying their way into next season’s…
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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Rounding Out Round One
The early window, as quasi-predicted, was a wet bag of shit. DUE BETTER, night windows! 13S Chattanooga (+8) v. 4S Illinois (6:50, TNT) What’s…
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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Friday Primavera
OK, I think that counts as madness yesterday. Goodbye, Kenfucky. 12 seeds run rampant, except for Indiana – who got curb-stomped by…St. Mary’s?? UCLA…
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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Thursday Session el Segundo
You gots gots to git it! (also Happy Alcoholism Evening, if y’all happen to be Irish and not yet passed out) 12W New Mexico…
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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Thursday Session the First
Hey howdy, imaginary friend-erinos! Have you enjoyed the last few weeks of sportsball respite? FUCK NO, YOU DIDN’T. Neither did Hippo. And especially not Other…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals and AFL previews!
This week, the regular season ended. Also, I must share this glorious mullet once again: And I must share two more things: Our Collingwood…
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Spring Sort of Sprung – Saturday Open Thread
Much to my surprise, the assdick MLB ownership cabal finally made a reasonable offer and we’ll have el beisbol after all. Hooray, I guess? …