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Lesser USA (Starting) Today
Rest in peace, NBCSN. Woe be to USA’s loyal Law and Order re-run devotees, the Premier League is coming to rule Saturday morning. Don’t…
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#TransformerNuAIDS – Sweeping the Premiership! Lesser Open Thread
Shitting on Urban Meyer’s Jaguras grave will never get old. Bask in its warming glow. Will the two fixtures left standing (as of this…
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Welcome to Lesser Hades – Saturday Open Thread
When one door opens, another door slams into your face. And sometimes breaks your nose in the process. Yes, after the glorious HAIL GAMBLOR…
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ALL HAIL Northern Illinois! JV Shempionship Evening Thread
Oh my cats. They really, really did it! Northern Illinois’ 700 pound coach and his JV charges redeemed their only single-digit MAC loss (they…
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JV Shempionship Day! and Other Lesser Matters
Yes, I will still half-assedly talk of teh futbol. But we have some mouthwatering title matches, with $7,000 in September Prop Bet Possibilities for…
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Cincinnati Bengals Bye Week Update – State of the Steelers
First of all, allow me to show off this bad boy: I love me some Cincinnati. I love WKRP. I think Redshirt is one…
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27 November Nighty-Night JV Thread
Things Hippo learned today: I jinxed Beep Beep! and feel bad about it. When deliberating “nap or power through” – always choose nap (high-fives…
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Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff
Anyone else come to the title’s realization, and get pre-depressed? Just me, then. And Everton hasn’t even lost (again) yet. We start early with…
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2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday. We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions…
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Raiders! Non-Gendered Cowpersons! Thanksgiving “Lucky Pierre” Fixture Thread
Raiders of the Infinite Sadeness (+7.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) Hey, do you know a stripper, I mean entertainer who likes FITBAW? 9 times…