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A Calmer Week of JV NFL
Week 2’s slate is much less robust, plus we have the stupid international break (so no Prem morning action). But at least Sunday will…
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Rejoice! A Full, True Saturday Has Arrived
Jesus God, I thought we were NEVAR gonna get to this day. But FITBAW is everywhere you look. Fulham and its famoUs, hated Trespassers…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 24 Recap!
This is posting in lieu of Tiki Thursday because of the Gold Coast-Essendon game. What happened? Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Ladder…
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EPL Week Dos y Overseas Farmageddon Thread
Welcome back to the maddest season, when ALL TYPES OF FITBAW come back into our meagre, hopeless lives. Please to keep your hands and…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 23 Recap!
There is only one week left in the regular season. Lots of stuff to get through. Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Ladder…
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Queries for EPL Opening Weekend
Welcome to the much-needed resumption of festivities. Please try to control one’s excitement, or at least cover one’s tumescence. Villa and the Barcodes kick…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 22 Recap!
This week, the Pies lost AGAIN and now maybe I’m ready to agree that the wheels are falling off. They have a tough game…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – a nuanced discussion
Evening all. Fine evening, if you find the proper nuance to flavor your perception. No, I am not stoned when I am writing this…
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EFL Just Not Prem Opening Weekend
For those of y’all as starved for sportsball as Hippo? Find CBSSN on your cable box and maybe even dust off Paramount+ on your…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to Work
Which is to say, I spent the last three weeks running around for personal rather than business reasons, but we’re back to work this…