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February Bleakness Lesser Footy Open Thread
Yes, I binge watched all of the final Bojack episodes yesterday. But, I’d be depressed about entering February anyway. BLECH. Without spoilers…fuck me, the…
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Tuesday De-Motivational – Hate Can Be Healthy
As everyone knows, it’s DFO Hate Week this week. And while I’m sure many of you will disagree, I think you’ll at least get…
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Welcome To Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition
Holy cats, y’all. No FITBAW. No Premiership. A handful of FA Cup ties that I could give two shits about. I have one Shitty…
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Primer Sexy Sábado de Fútbol de 2020
Hoy tenemos muchas noticias de las ligas de los países donde se habla español. Por eso, vamos a empezar hablando en este bello lenguaje.…
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“No Bullets Spent” Lesser Footy Morning
With world events what they have been this week, I find it particularly appropriate to feature Spoon: What a delightful band, with amazing longevity. …
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Wild Card Sunday, Bitches! Instant Hippo Thoughts (2019 Season)
What was once 12 has been whittled down to 8. There are some surprises, starting with BOTH 6 seeds staying alive. Looks like we…
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Happy P*ts Schadenfreude Day 2020 Hippo Thoughts
Oh my cats, y’all, El Tractorcito y Mas Erotic Smashmouth did it!!! Where to start? Tanny Fanny had been a revelation ever since taking over the…
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Saturday before Football futbol
Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500’s are playing. Pretty excited to…
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Late Afternoon Into Evening Open Thread
In case y’all haven’t noticed, a new decade is upon us. Does it feel any different? NOPE. Has Hippo made any resolutions? NOPE. I…
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New Year’s Morning Lesser Footy Thread
Fuck off with the hangovers and all other crap associated with NYE spent with real people. As long as none of my kids get…