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Uneventful November Days – Sabado Open Thread
Few things make me feel my age MOAR than counting the years between “Mellow Gold” (which every fuckhead, yours included, owned) and his recent…
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An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread
Yes, Thursday night was universal “shit on #ThePauls” night. It’s being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett’s…
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Get Well Andre Gomes – 9 November 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
No doubt by now, you’ve heard a bit about the above-pictured handsome devil (sorry about the lack of Bama/Bayou Bengals cheerleaders, you’ll live). Enough…
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Donks at the 2019 Bye – Mobbed Up and Loving It!
When your team is kinda (ok, close to very) shitty, it’s always nice to get a home win right before the bye. You don’t…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
[Slow fade in to EXT. – a shabby rowhouse in South Boston.] [Cut to INT. of the shabby rowhouse. Beer cans litter the ground,…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread
Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos
INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn’t go out much anymore, specially not to places…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3
The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…
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Falling Back With Lesser Footy – 26 Oct 2019 Open Thread
Sweet mother of mercy, we get that fabled extra hour of sleep tonight. It fucks the Lesser Footy schedule up for a bit, though. …
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2
Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to…