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A Large Cup of Boiling, Seething Hate
When I was a little kid, my mother would make something called “honey coffee.” Which was coffee with cream and sugar. I would go…
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EPL Only Saturday – Embracing the Void
As a reminder, here are The Dead Milkmen… On the pitch, we get things started by ruining my weekend straight away, and right early…
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Your “Can I Have Some Sweet, Sweet Release?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Oh hello there folks. Have you been weighed down by the Bottomless Shitfire of the last few days, weeks or months? Yeah, myself as…
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This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update
The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That’s your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of…
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God Dammit, America
You really did it. You elected. Donald. Fucking. J. Fucking. Trump. As president of the United States of America. I mean, I just typed…
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