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Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!
Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke’s really bad-smelling tongue) have…
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Euro Semifinal numero Uno!
Good day to you the banner is Skillzy the mascot. Does he moonlight as an underground DJ and coke dealer? I hope you enjoyed…
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Abandoning Reality and the European Euros
Look, this was a bad fookin’ week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with…
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The [DFO] Euro quarterfinals preview, with futbol info, maybe.
Good morning dear fútbol enthusiast or degenerate gambler. Sadly we have no international games today but let’s take a look at what we have…
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European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!
That’s right, fuckos. It’s nut-cuttin’ time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It’s been a fun tournament,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft Pre-empted For UEFA 2020 (in 2021!)
Good morning fellow degenerates. No mock draft this morning, as we have four (4) UEFA fixtures to keep track of today. No games in…
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Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!
That’s right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing…
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Impromptu Friday Euro Post
Good morning, I took the whole day off and the Euro posts have been popular so here we go! Due to TWBS love for…
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Euro Wednesday with Mexican Liquor!
Good morning all. Normally I use this timeslot for writing about the random Snaxx from around the world but as we know I love…
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Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread
Hello everyone! I’m a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo…