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Saturday Late Afternoon/Evening Whimsy
Oh my word, it seems Bollo del (wing-sauced) Verdad can still kiss some pre-season titties! Bearistocrats might really be sucking the dog this season.…
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Moose Hornet Spotlight DANCE! (Sabado Open Thread)
Perhaps the most delightful aspect of the 2021-22 season (so far, anyway) is the return of a favoUrite meme. And our beloved Moose Hornets…
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Pre-Season Bukkake Saturday Night Open Thread
That’s right, NFL Network’s Glorious Quadrupleheader continues, with the 2nd half of Donks/Vikes RITE NOW! DUUUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLLL and #ThePauls follow at 7p, with the Battle FOAR…
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Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 2
First thing you should do is join the footy tipping league so you don’t miss anymore games. https://fantasy.espn.com/games/english-premier-league-pickem-2021/group?id=5015c670-ada1-4413-93aa-9b4a4abb1e20&joining=true It begins! Holy shit we did…
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Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 1
/Canada won the women’s Olympic futbol, a nation rejoiced. Seriously, FUCK YEAH. Good morning all! It is that time of year again where Euro…
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The DFO Olympic Fútbol Tournaments Preview and Evening Open Thread
We’re in the middle of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (COMPLETED! Argentina is your champion.) Euro 2020 (COMPLETED! Italy…
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The DFO Copa América 2021 Final Preview: Argentina vs Brasil
We’re now smack dab in the middle of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (FINAL TODAY!) Euro 2020 (FINAL TOMORROW!)…
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Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!
Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke’s really bad-smelling tongue) have…
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Euro Semifinal numero Uno!
Good day to you the banner is Skillzy the mascot. Does he moonlight as an underground DJ and coke dealer? I hope you enjoyed…
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Abandoning Reality and the European Euros
Look, this was a bad fookin’ week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with…