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City Chase Domestic Treble (and Other Lesser Events)

Man City aren’t going to go an unprecedented 4-for-4, thanks to some dodgy VAR decisions in their Champions League quarterfinal with Spurs. But fuck…

Good morning, It’s Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a…

It’s like clockwork. When the League is competitive at the top, hype the title race. When it’s not, hype the relegation battle(s). But what…

We haven’t had one of these in a while, huh? Before we get to the game analysis, let me make it clear who I’m…

Good morning everyone! Before we get to the FÚTBOL, I want to remind you all of a special event coming up in June: We…

Good morning Lesser Footy fans! We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have.…

Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year’s Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe…

Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico,…

Good morning everyone! Are you all basking in the afterglow of yesterday’s Bonus Pats Schadenfreude Day news? What a way to start the weekend,…

There are two more games today after yesterday’s road victory pour les parisiennes at Old Trafford and the Roman home victory over the Portuguese…