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Your 2019 Copa América Tournament Preview

Just when you thought that you were safe from the resident DFOers that love soccer and that, after today’s Champions League Final, you wouldn’t…

Well, it was kind of fun. Shit-ass Liverpool got pipped for the Prem title, thanks to their draw at Goodison Park. I don’t like…

Man City aren’t going to go an unprecedented 4-for-4, thanks to some dodgy VAR decisions in their Champions League quarterfinal with Spurs. But fuck…

Good morning, It’s Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a…

It’s like clockwork. When the League is competitive at the top, hype the title race. When it’s not, hype the relegation battle(s). But what…

We haven’t had one of these in a while, huh? Before we get to the game analysis, let me make it clear who I’m…

Good morning everyone! Before we get to the FÚTBOL, I want to remind you all of a special event coming up in June: We…

Good morning Lesser Footy fans! We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have.…

Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year’s Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe…

Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico,…