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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Colombia
Hi, everybody. It’s King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros. Today’s preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Brasil
As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the “s”…
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Losers No More! Champions League Final Open Thread
It’s the biggest game of club fútbol and we’re getting the equivalent of a Vikings – Bills Superb Owl. “Can I deesterb you for…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview – Bolivia
El fútbol Boliviano no tiene gran historia. El equipo siempre ha tratado de… Wait, you wanted me to do this entire preview in English?…
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Your 2019 Copa América Tournament Preview
Just when you thought that you were safe from the resident DFOers that love soccer and that, after today’s Champions League Final, you wouldn’t…
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Prepping FOAR June – Last Regular Lesser Footy Thread of 2018-19
Well, it was kind of fun. Shit-ass Liverpool got pipped for the Prem title, thanks to their draw at Goodison Park. I don’t like…
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City Chase Domestic Treble (and Other Lesser Events)
Man City aren’t going to go an unprecedented 4-for-4, thanks to some dodgy VAR decisions in their Champions League quarterfinal with Spurs. But fuck…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Thread. Now with Obituaries!
Good morning, It’s Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a…
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Calm Before the Non-Storm – Match Week 37 Open Thread
It’s like clockwork. When the League is competitive at the top, hype the title race. When it’s not, hype the relegation battle(s). But what…
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Your Champions League Semifinals First Leg Open Thread
We haven’t had one of these in a while, huh? Before we get to the game analysis, let me make it clear who I’m…