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Inshallah – A Very Special 9/11 Footballing Evening Thread
I didn’t learn much today, that shouldn’t already be glaringly obvious: Don’t bet on Tennessee. For the love of Christ, don’t bet on Illinois.…
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A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread
Guten morgen, y’all. I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year. 20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry…
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Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part Two)
Did you enjoy the early slate? Here is what Hippo learned, assuming I don’t nod off and forgets to update: There’s watching flies fuck (h/t…
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Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part One)
Sadly, we are on international break, so there is no Lesser Footy to discuss. No Lesser Footy of any consequence, anyway. Good thing the…
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JV NFL Opening(ish) Night! Open Thread
The tevee fuckadoos called last Saturday “Week Zero” – even though the results count (sorry, Cornfuckers). So in a technical sense (the best kind…
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Saturday Smorgasboard Lesser Footy (and one JV Offering!) Open Thread
Supporters across the Premiership anxiously wait, as deadline day (1 Sept) approaches. For some, it’s wondering if Santa will arrive and/or how much cool…
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NFL Before-The-Season Preview: The Brown Noise
The year was 1995. The Browns were told that there would not be the Browns come 1996, as the team would be moving to…
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HARF HARF WHAT’S (VERY) OLD IS… OLD AGAIN: YOUR 2021 YINZBURGH STILLERS WHO KNOWS
December 2, 2020 Stillers: 19 Ratbirds: 14 The Stillers were 11-0, the longest undefeated streak to open a season in franchise history, and the…
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Abandoning Reality and the European Euros
Look, this was a bad fookin’ week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with…
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European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!
That’s right, fuckos. It’s nut-cuttin’ time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It’s been a fun tournament,…