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Abandoning Reality and the European Euros

Look, this was a bad fookin’ week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with…

That’s right, fuckos. It’s nut-cuttin’ time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It’s been a fun tournament,…

Is everyone all excite? I know y’all is. All times EST, because fuck you, I am the author today. Wales v. Switzerland in Baku (9:00,…

It ain’t get no better. In case you missed it, the Gooners laid a wet fart on Thursday night – one shot on target AT…

I have nothing to say about the horsey race, except that it amuses me greatly for its “spectacle” to take place on May Day. Seize…

Rule Britannia starts to play and the camera shifts over to focus on David Jones David Jones: Hello everyone! Welcome to a special edition…

All good things come to an end. The same maxim applies to Wahoowa’s two year reign as Hoopsball Shempions, provided we don’t have a…

And then there wuz FOUR. Rage on, y’all! 2MW Houston (+5) v. 1S Baylor (5:14, CBS) All Texas early on, but not with the…

True story – I had to take some Benadryl yesterday afternoon, fell asleep at the Niiiiiiiice Beaver half – and missed the rest of…

If a dick joke erupts in the forest, and there’s no jizz mopper around to deal…does it make a no ofence? 12MW Oregon State…