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Your AngryRantingHippo Late Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
Boy howdy, has today sucked all the ass. Dirty ass, fresh off a round of Hunta Virus. NC State and Everton playing in the same…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts/Mini-JV Preview – Afrikan-American Friday, #NuAIDS Season
Hey howdy, y’all. Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should. Let’s talk some FITBAW!! Sparta Prague completed Celtic’s utter…
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#NuAIDS Takes Over Bleak JV Schedule – Sabado Open Thread
Good morning, fellow degenerates. Or should I say “bad morning” – given they’s no Lesser Footy to be had. Good thing Hippo still has…
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Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons
Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! …
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Derby Days Reignited (and Other Lesser Matters)
God help me, but I think Everton actually goes into this Derby matchup with a puncher’s chance (7:30, NBCSN). The Redshite will no doubt…
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Curse Yeeeewwww, International Breaks (and White Male Privilege) Open Thread
I still stand by my decision to turn the teevee off Thursday night. But, oh how I enjoyed some Friday morning schadenfreude. Yeah, the…
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“Let Lesser Footy Be Thine Escape” Sabado Open Thread
Hey, did y’all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded…
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Testing… Testing… Is This Thing On? Your Thursday Night Football Eyegasm Open Thread
Damn right it’s on! Whew, what a frickin’ ride to get to this point. I just want to thank all the hardcore commenters that…
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HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread
Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football… again, who knows. All of that stated,…
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Major League Lacrosse Season preview
Much like the other major sports trying to force their way through the whole Covid thing, so too are the field lacrosse leagues. To…