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An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!
Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing. Most of the fixtures are even watchable now!…
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Your “Batalla de los Tigres” Monday Evening Open Thread
I promise you that the Tigers will win tonight’s NCAA Football National Champs game. You can take that one to the bank. (Hippo probably…
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“No Bullets Spent” Lesser Footy Morning
With world events what they have been this week, I find it particularly appropriate to feature Spoon: What a delightful band, with amazing longevity. …
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Late Afternoon Into Evening Open Thread
In case y’all haven’t noticed, a new decade is upon us. Does it feel any different? NOPE. Has Hippo made any resolutions? NOPE. I…
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New Year’s Morning Lesser Footy Thread
Fuck off with the hangovers and all other crap associated with NYE spent with real people. As long as none of my kids get…
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JV Raging Semi #2 (and Open Sabado Noche Thread) – 2019 Playoffs
No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt9xg8niutY Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00,…
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JV NFL Raging Semi #1 – 2019 Playoffs
Yes, yes, let’s get it out of the way… Oklahoma (+13.5) v. LSU (Megatron’s Butthole, 4:00, ESPN) This here line seems excessive to me,…
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Festive Fixtures Continue – 28 Dec Lesser Footy Openness
Huzzah, I hope y’all ain’t tired of the Premiership. Because there’s a metric fuckton of it this weekend. Bournemouth got a really good point…
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Conference Title Saturday (and Lesser Matters) Open Thread
Welcome to the last full, meaningful Saturday of wall-to-wall footy. Cherish it, as September is a long-assed time away. That was theme-free Kurt Vile. …
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Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I’ve been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief…