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Russia 2018–World Cup Day 5: Navigating Monday
Dodging work on Monday is especially difícil. FFS, I actually have a conference call scheduled for this afternoon. I for reals have to talk to…
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Russia 2018–World Cup Day 3: Father’s Day Edition
Feliz Dia del Padre everyone! Unlike in North America where Father’s Day is celebrated on the 3rd Sunday of June, most Latin American countries…
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WTF Time Is It World Cup Open Thread
It is 2:30 AM Pacific as this post goes up. Yes, I’m awake. Hawthorn and Adelaide are about to have the First Bounce and…
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THE WORLD CUP IS STARTING!!!! Open Thread
This is the moment we have all been waiting for! Shut up, tWBS! The wait is finally over and the real non-friendly games begin. …
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Your Wednesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread
Roma – Liverpool (2-5) Balls: Those two goals are what make this match intriguing. In the previous round against Barcelona, Roma lost the first…
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Tuesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread
Real Madrid – Bayern Munich (2-1) Balls: After last week’s road win, Real are sitting pretty with the tips of their penises firmly wedged…
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Your Saturday Morning Futbol Open Thread, Now with Moar EPL!
It seems every other time I’ve written these, I purposely exclude the EPL or talking about EPL teams. Some people have said that I…
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Your Tuesday Vuelta Champions League Quarters Preview
While it may seem that the ties are already decided, as with many things in life, you never fucking know. Heck, it was only…
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Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin’ sweet…
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An “English” Derby + Barça-Roma: Champions Elite Eight (1st Leg) Open Thread
My friend Balls of Steel and Fury, Esq. notoriously scoffs at English teams making the Champions League knockout stages. I can do without English…
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